Pupdates

May 8, 2014

Remember that time I didn't blog for three weeks?
You can blame this little monster for that.
The same little monster who was delivered back to us by our neighbor (in her robe) last Saturday morning because Molly tried to hop in bed with them.
Yes, the same little monster who has left us with countless scars on our wrists and forearms.
The same little monster who is the reason we have to leave sheets covering our couch when we are at work.
 The same little monster who is the reason we need a king size bed.
The same little monster who doesn't believe in pee pads and prefers them to be ripped to smithereens.
The same little monster, who refuses to pee in the rain.
 The same little monster that thinks NO! means "run faster and act even more like a psychopath please!"
 The same little monster who loves to pee at 3am every night.
The same little monster who cannot leave our sight for two seconds or else we will find that an atomic bomb has exploded.
 The same little monster that thinks riding in a car involves repetitively bouncing from lap to lap and seat to seat every second like the floor is hot lava.
The same little monster who insists on daily piggy back rides via Charles.
 The same little monster who thinks she's a parrot. 
The same little monster who is only sweet and cuddly when she's tired (which is approximately 5.2 seconds of the day).
 The same little monster that loves her brother to death.
The same little monster that loves Josh to death.
I'm obviously still bitter.
 The same little monster that I love to death.
(but I hate her to death sometimes too)
Yea, you can blame her for my MIA-ness.
Next week, I'm coming back to the blogging, full force. 
Right? 
Unless she all of a sudden decides to un-potty train herself, which is a definite possibility.

2 comments:

lottiebrookeblogs said...

I loved this post. Just looking at your adorable dogs made my day better! :) The "little monsters" make life way more enjoyable and I wish I had a little monster of my own!

www.lottiebrooke.com

Little Misadventures said...

Oh this is actually the sweetest post ever. I loved every sentence! She is adorable :)

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