I became a huge fan of parentsshouldnttext.com, wrongnumbertexts.com, and damnyouautocorrect.com last year during our long tortuous days in the classroom.
Over the years, I've collected a few funny texts of my own that I think are pretty worthy of making it to the world wide web.
I hope they humor you as much as they have humored me :)
. . . and these don't have any autocorrect mistakes, they are just funny to me